True Gamer

That's right, people who play Call of Duty and Minecraft cannot be true gamers? Why? Because they are downright shitty, horrible, and make you braindead, and you are not a true gamer if you drink Mountain Dew and Doritios (I can't even eat that shit), people who see themselves as gamers and yet only play Call of Duty and Minecraft cannot be gamers at all, in fact, they're fake gamers, that's right, fake gamers, to add to the fakeness, they drink Mountain Jews and eat Doritos. Play good, real serious games like Tekken, Skyrim, Mass Effect, Pokemon, Dishonored, Batman: Arkham City, Saint's Row, Grand Theft Auto (more love plz), Knights of the Old Republic, and fuck, even the just-released BattleBlock Theater. And eat good stuff like fruit juice, cake, rice, and even bacon (unless you're a Jew).

Gamers, there's more to games than shooters and Minecraft, try other games, hell; try a fighter, play a roguelike, or even a puzzler. There's thousands of housands of games around, and there's more to gamer fuel than Mountain Dew and Doritos, besides, that shit's not healthy, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong has caffeine in it and Doritos has gluten in it.

Stamplate by ~LunaDora